Brace Yourself And Hang on Tight

Oh my god, it started! If you remember a little while ago, I realized that I had finally achieved official parent status - embarrassing Evan by singing in the car. Well, yesterday my friends I heard those infamous words - "I should be able to do whatever I want to do with them (jeans), because THEY'RE MINE!" Best wishes and regards are appreciated, and donations for the "'Payback is a Bitch' Escape Plan" should be sent to Van and Susie c/0 "The Grandparent's Final laugh / 'Ha Ha' Club." Please be generous.