If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty!

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country

GETTING BORED IS NOT ALLOWED

I am not especially defined by my sex life, nor am I complete without it.

It's not what you know, but what you do with what you know, you know?

The best things in life aren't things

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

GOOD GUYS FINISH FIRST

Get Healthy Cameo

READ, DAMMIT!

It's all about me